Potty training is no joke.
But I was prepared for this messy undertaking. I had my potty training kit ready to go:
I just finished day 2 of a three day training method. Let’s recap the day shall we? Of the 8 times my son went to the bathroom only one of them was in the toilet… on a Cheerio… I got my kid to pee on a Cheerio. The other 7 times were inside and outside, on hardwood floors, and carpets. One even took place in the bathtub (and not the fun kind either) which is where I stuck him so I could clean the floor around him. This is what my house looked like today:
And this was me:
Let’s be honest. I have no clue what I’m doing. I have no clue if I started training too soon and if I should stop? I have no clue if I try just one more day that it will click? I have no clue if I should force him to sit on the potty or empower him to do it himself. I have no clue if he has any clue as to what I am trying to get him to do. I have no clue if I should hit up diapers.com for another shipment. I JUST DON’T KNOW. What I DO know, is that I ended the day covered in pee and poop and just took one of the best showers of my life. And I have 10 hours to figure all of this out before he wakes up. It will be a game time decision friends. Until then….