Friend without Kids: Hey Man, going to the Tinder Box to smoke a cigar and then heading to brunch with the wives. You in?
Husband: I am at a birthday party. At the zoo.
Friend without Kids: I am dying laughing.
Husband: This is what your life will become too.
Yep. This is our new reality. Days of cigar shops and mid-morning mimosas are gone. Did we actually ever do that? I can’t even remember. We must have done that, right? If you are young and single or don’t have kids yet, you should totally do that. We don’t do that anymore. Instead, we spend our weekends at birthday parties:
But truthfully, I’m cool with that. An afternoon hangover does not mesh well with a house full of crazy kids. A birthday party is a morning or afternoon that I don’t have to plan…. and I’m always up for a nice big slice of birthday cake. Win-win.
The problem with birthday parties, for me, is the damn presents. More specifically, remembering to get a present. I may or may not have re-gifted a Christmas gift that my kids weren’t interested in when I realized at 9am that we had Johnny’s party at 10am. Try taking three kids to the toy store with you and walk out with just one toy that they have to give to someone else. Either I am a complete pushover or my kids are really good at convincing me that they neeeeeed another Lego guy. With a party every other weekend, I needed to start planning ahead or we would go completely broke on birthday gifts. I went on Amazon, ordered a bunch of the gifts below (most tested out and loved by my kids), and now I am set. Bring on the birthday parties!
Check out my stash:
1.My boys love this Melissa & Doug Deluxe Wooden Doorbell House. Each door has a unique key and 4 adorable dolls with working doorbells to boot. Price: $24.71
2. The Melissa & Doug Jumbo Coloring Pad and the Melissa & Doug Jumbo Watercolor Set are my go-to gift set. Consumable art supplies are something every kid needs. My boys use these on a daily basis. Need to clean up from lunch? “Ok, time to go color!” Need to make dinner? “Ok time to go color!” Need to check Instagram? “Ok, time to go color!” Price: $5.99 each (boy and girl varieties available)
3. The Micro Cubebot Brain Teaser Puzzle is a toy I’ve been seeing everywhere these days. Must be cool right? Price: $9.99
4. Let’s Go Fishing Game Poles. Magnets. Fish. Sharks. Fun stuff. Price: $20.34
5. Melissa & Doug Deluxe Latches Board Kids love latches. They just do. I don’t know why. But this is a good one. Price: $20.86
6. Little Tikes Tot Sports T-Ball Set – Classic gift. Can’t go wrong with this winner. Price: $15.97
7. Mr. Sketch Scented Water Color Markers Not gonna lie. I sorta want these markers for my own. I love Crayola and everything, but these markers are thicker, easier to use, and smell…..(big sniff) wonderful! Price: $12.26
8. Happy Birthday to You! by Dr. Seuss. Need I say more? Price: $8.44
9. Your Birthday Book: A Keepsake Journal This would be an awesome gift for a 1 year old. It includes fun birthday activities to write about each year (good luck in years 15,16 and 17…) then re-wrap to open on the child’s 18th birthday. Sentimentality at it’s finest. Price: $9.97
10. Melissa & Doug Sunny Patch Grub Scouts Sprinkler I know it’s hard to believe, but someday in the near-ish future we will be playing outside again. This is a great gift for spring/summer birthdays. Price: $13.99
11. MindWare Block Buddies This gift brings me back to indoor recess during my teaching days. Kids would fight over the geometric shape blocks and make crazy creative figurines. This is one of those gifts that should come with a warning – Caution: This toy might make you smarter. Love this. Price: $17.31
There you have it. No more wandering aimlessly through the toy store wondering what to get Johnny and Suzie, and Benny and Bethany, and Charles and Isabelle..…and err, umm, re-gifting old gifts. Who does that anyway?
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