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My Brudder is a Butt-head

March 1, 2016

My brudder is a butt-head.

Yeah you heard what I said.

He’s always playing with my stuff,

That’s it! I said I’ve had enough!

He always is destroying.

And plus the fact he’s SO annoying

He smashed my giant lego castle,

He makes my life an utter hassle.

My brudder has the dumbest brain,

He left my bike out in the rain!

He put his germies on my cup,

He deserves a little roughing up.

My brudder is a major dork face,

I’m sure he came from outer space,

He thinks he’ll win our soccer game,

Too bad the kid has got no aim.

My brudder is an idiot,

He’s always inconsiderate.

He lost my favorite football card,

Because of him my life is scarred.

My brudder is a big fat nuisance,

On my team he’s pretty useless,

He’s basically a real big brat,

OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT?!!

…..And at night he’s SUCH a scardy cat.

FINE! I’ll sleep with you but just tonight….

brotherly love

Eh.

I guess at times you are alright.

~

And for the visual people, the video version:

  • Amy
    March 2, 2016 at 7:24 am

    This is priceless. I have two sons, 11 & 14 and most days I think they hate each other, but deep down, sometimes really deep down, I know they have each other’s back. My 11 year old was having some trouble with another kid at school, basic teasing. His older brother stepped in and said “if you continue to bother my brother, you will have to deal with me”. That was the end of it.

  • Michael Woods
    March 3, 2016 at 10:17 am

    LOL. This pretty much summed up brotherhood.

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