My Funny Valentine’s Day Gift

February 7, 2019

🎶🎵🎶 My funny valentine…
Sweet, comic valentine…
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
yet you’re my favorite work of art 🎶🎵🎶

Now that you have that Frank Sinatra stuck in your head let’s talk about some more serious things… in the form of a Funny Valentine’s Gift. No. Glue. Involved. Show your honey something sweet by creating your own edible arrangement. Because what says “I Love You” more than sliced cucumbers, hand rolled pepperoni roses, and thick cut bacon? Nothing. Not even a Vintage Rolex Watch or Wireless Bose Headphones or Santoni Dress Shoes. The gift of something handmade always wins. It is thoughtful, sentimental and downright delicious. If your man isn’t quite into cured meats… you can easily swap out ingredients. Try pickles, adult beverages or cheese! Without further adieu I introduce you to….The Rose Browl.

The Motherchic funny Valentine's Day gift the meat bouquet

Get it? Like a bowl of roses, but for bros. Rose BRowl. You heard it here first.

The Motherchic funny Valentine's Day gift the meat bouquet
The Motherchic funny Valentine's Day gift the meat bouquet

Ingredients used:

  • Thick Cut Bacon- rolled and baked
  • Salami
  • Proscuitto
  • Cherry Tomatoes
  • Pre-sliced cheese
  • Loaf of Bread
  • Mini Cucumbers
  • Spinach

How to assemble:

  • There is no right way! Get creative, and take a look at our video below for some inspo.

Watch the video for easy assembly!

Shop more Funny Valentine’s Gifts below…

And if you take Valentine’s Day more seriously, check out our gift guide here!

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